You may live in the back-of-beyond with no decent coffeehouse in sight. But there’s no need to wait around, bemoaning your sad fate, when you can start your very own “Jake Hortons“.*
Found this charming video from Kevin Nikkel via www.playingintraffic.ca.
*For you non-Canadians, Tim Hortons is a very popular chain of coffee/doughnut shops. Hence, the wordplay.